My Brother, the 'Super Hero'

(Note: This brief story is done in an audio interview form.)

*click*

I still have no idea why the heck you're asking me about my past, doctor. Why is it your buisness to know about me? Why do you want to know about my sucky life?

It's for the records, Betty. I'm doing this for all of the prisoners.

*sighs* Fine. You're probably gonna fall asleep at the end of this anyway-

Let's just get started. I don't have too much tape.

Okay, okay, Jupiter!

Now, let's begin- I know you have a brother.

Oh, him. I hate my brother. He's the biggest comic book nerd you'll have ever met in your life. And to this day, he still looks like an awkward teenager! Bullied in school, didn't give a care about me... before I ended up in Super Power Island's prison, he wouldn't even talk to me for years.  

What's his name?

You're gonna laugh: Ned Noodlehead is my older brother.

Ned Noodlehead? The same Ned who defeated you?

Don't remind me.

Okay, now tell me about this rocky relationship of yours.

He used to care about me. When we were kids, that is. I was.... *groans*

You were what?

...a comic book fan, I ADMIT IT! Okay?! Geez... Ned was prejudiced about me and comic books, he wouldn't let me read them at all...

Because you were female?

Exactly. I tried to read one of his comics one day and he got angry for no reason!

So he did?

Yeah. He never even apologized to me or accepted my apology.

I know how that feels, being a youngest sibling myself. What happened from there?

*laughs* The best years of my life!

Meaning?

The perfect friends! I had so much fun after my two years of high school!

Two years of high school? Don't you mean four?

No, two. I dropped out. Didn't give a care for my grades. Realized I didn't need school to live. Life can just be parties and fun. I don't remember half of those parties, but I don't care.

Who were these formentioned friends?

Marina Jules, Cathy Westmont-

Copy Cat?

Yeah, her. Lexi Dixon, Sammi Hopt-

You don't have to list anymore.

Okay, fine, old man.

*low sigh* What got you arrested the first time?

Marina thought it would be funny if I flew a jet for the heck of it- without a license.

Hence the nickname "Betty Jetty".

That actually was my superhero name from my childhood. Ned came up with it.

Interesting. 

Yeah... "Interesting". I kinda did it as a "take that" to Ned.

I see.

So he visited me while I was in prison. He said that he was sorry that this was happening to me. Although he sounded genuine, I didn't care. He never cared for me. He DOESN'T!

If you knew he was genuine, why didn't you accept his apology?

Because he's still Ned! I still saw the mean look in his eyes when-uh... I don't know!

It sounds to me that the reason you didn't accept his apology because you had gone too far off the slippery slope to come back to the person you used to be. 

And I'm happy about that. 

Now, look, Betty Jetty! What you're happy about is the very reason you're here right now! 

So what? 

So what! Is that how you reply to me, mor...Betty?! 

I'm done with this interview, doctor! 

*a chair is heard falling over* 

Security! Stabilize her! 

Don't ever ask me about my brother again!

*a struggle is heard and muffled arguing ensues, suddenly cut off with the ending of the tape*